It started with Freddy rushing up from the basement insisting that he saw a weasel.
The "weasel" quickly turned into a "monster", and a plan was hatched to capture it.
Volunteers came forward (Sebastien, Freddy, Isabelle), and supplies (flashlights, plastic bags, gas mask, protective head gear, electrocution device aka "the secret weapon") were gathered.
A complete search of the basement was made rapidly, but not quietly.
The crew returned, unharmed, in posession of an alarming piece of evidence: a bone. It was declared to be a finger bone and several theories were put forward, the most interesting being that it was roadkill. The roadkill theory was scrapped because no one could remember hearing trucks tearing through the basement recently.
A prime suspect soon surfaced: Calvin. The evidence: Calvin's friend Benjamin hasn't been seen for weeks. He wasn't at bowling today or last week or the week before. And Calvin owns a sword.
As I type the story is being broadcast on a new radio station that originates in our living room. Several eye witnesses have been interviewed. Calvin is still maintaining his innocence, and the finger bone looks suspiciously similar to a chicken bone.
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